Thanks to Heather, I came across this career matching quiz. Boy have I ever been in the wrong line of work.

My results with commentary in parenthesis:
1. Makeup Artist (heh - for horror films maybe)
2. Costume Designer (also heh - ditto)
3. Set Designer (hmm)
4. Baker (Sure)
5. Butcher (Nah)
6. Cook (I love to cook, but don’t want to make it a job)
7. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist (No interest)
8. Special Effects Technician (Sure!)
9. Carpenter (Possibly)
10. Industrial Designer (Put more blinking lights on it!)

Select other entries:
12. Dietitian (for the See Food Diet)
19. Fashion Designer (Have you seen how I dress?)
25. Interior Designer (With a specialty in Steampunk interiors)
27. Pet Groomer (Specialty in shaved cats)
38. Food Scientist (Just like Clark Griswold)

Try it for yourself.
1.) Go to Career Cruising
2.) login nycareers; password landmark
3.) Take the career match maker quiz and list the top 10 responses